I look around me and there is no shortage of unhappy people.

If this thing stops the light from going out completely, it has served its purpose.

Now whatever you may be thinking just remember that I always try to say things in the nicest way possible.

If you decide to kill yourself, good luck to you. You're braver than me. So far.

We work and work for the machine and the machine rewards us and then without warning the machine kicks us.

The cover of Cosmopolitan is more sinister than most of the internet porn that's out there. Sex is for selling copy and product, what else is it for?

Everything is going somewhere.

You run into the people you're supposed to run into when you run into them.

John Howard, George W Bush, Tony Blair, how will history remember you? I'm no prophet but let me just suggest that history may well remember you as grubby little men who did everything in your power to hang on to power until you realised at the end that you could hang on no longer. And as such you remind us not of the best we could be as our leaders are supposed to do. You just remind us of what we are, how we truly are and so we have to reject you, we must ultimately reject you.

To all those whining and moaning about the APEC police operation overkill and other assorted acts of violence, it's not a bad thing to remember that all acts of force are mere ephemera. That includes the filth's, yours, mine and everyone else's.

Of course you can make it. Whatever the fuck it is.

The great majority of humans fall into one of two categories: 1. Useless. 2. Hostile. Or some combination of the two.

Life is liquid, not solid.

It's a sure and steady thing, the decline we now face as a global civilisation.