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Sunday morning. Ever noticed that shit smells different after it's been rinsed in beer? You take a squat and the smell of Kings Cross comes back into your nostrils.....sweet beershit. Why is there no other place in the world where people get so messy that they hang their turds on the floor? I mean bad aim with the willy is one thing when you've had one or six, but how can you...? Sorry I tell a fib. Heathrow Airport, the last thing I ever saw on English terra firma was the unsightly sight of a dropped brown one right there between the cubicle and the washbasin. You'd think that in any other airport there'd be a cleaner in immediately, but this one was getting dry, and someone had walked through it left tracks and everything. Tell me if that happens at any other international airports you know. For those of you who haven't been, England really is terribly frightfully quaint, just like you might have imagined. So frightfully frightfully quaint.....